Each winter, the well meaning morons of the world gather in their unelectrified homes to pay homage to the days of old. They make tribute to their ancestors; people who cooked their food on open fires inside their tents and mud huts. These ancestors were hardy people who could evidently breathe carbon monoxide from the cooking fires without killing themselves. Modern man seems unable to repeat this feat as evidenced by the news that hundreds across the northwest have been sickened after BRINGING THEIR BARBECUE GRILLS INSIDE TO HELP THEM KEEP WARM!.
Is there not some test we should be giving people to identify these idiots and prevent them from breeding? EVERY SINGLE YEAR someone brings in the barbecue grill and kills his family.
Maybe barbecue grills should come with instructions which invite people to start the fire in the grill outside, wrap a blanket around your head and the grill and then count to 1,000. If you are still alive after that, and you have not cooked your head, then it is okay for you to bring the grill inside to heat your house. Otherwise, your family will be too busy with your funeral arrangements to allow themselves to be killed by your stupidity.
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