What's So Bad about Teachers Having Sex with Their Students?

Every teenage boy I know (including me when I was a teenager) would be glad to have sex with his female teacher.(If she met the proper guidelines of weight in proportion to height and age). Teenage girls would giggle at the idea for a while, but they could be persuaded with the right amount of class credits.

Let's be realistic about this.
Schools administrators have been asking teenagers to practice safe sex and passing out condoms to the young people of America. Let's not rely on nature and hormones to show these little amateurs the basics of sex.
I say practice makes perfect. Sex education classes can only go so far. Those classes just show a few films and talk, talk, talk. Better to leave it to an expert to prepare these young people for the real world. Most big city high schools have overflow trailers on campus. Bring in a few more house trailers as "Love Lairs" and have a study period everyone will be grateful for.

Level the playing field!
It's really unfair to let these teen agers have ALL the teen age sex while the rest of us are left out. If we oldsters were included it couldn't be called teen age sex, but never mind about that.
There are even state laws against adults having sex with minors! Some Federal laws too.
Can you believe it?
Adults teach these kids in all their other classes right? Why not sex?
I propose that a dedicated cadre of horny, unsatisfied, middle-aged men and women volunteers get involved with the schools in their districts and show this kids the ropes, as it were. Background checks and blood tests would be performed to identify teachers with unsatisfied partners or STD's. These "questionable" instructors" would have to undergo remedial training and medical treatment.

Apparently the minors in some states are more sexually "ready" for instruction than minors in other sates; as evidenced by the various ages of consent.
Age of Consent in the United States, by state.
AS OF AUGUST 6,1994
Alabama........16
Alaska.........16
Arizona........18
Arkansas.......16
California.....18
Colorado.......16
Connecticut....16
D.C............16
Delaware.......12 Now that's a progressive state! Details; A child who has not yet reached his or her sixteenth birthday is deemed unable to consent to a sexual act with a person more than 4 years older than said child. Children who have not yet reached their twelfth birthday are deemed unable to consent to a sexual act under any circumstances.
Florida........18
Georgia........14
Hawaii.........16
Idaho..........18
Illinois.......16
Indiana........16
Iowa...........14
Kansas.........16
Kentucky.......14 [1]
Louisiana......17
Maine..........14
Maryland.......16
Massachusetts..18
Michigan.......16
Minnesota......16
Mississippi....18 [2]
Missouri.......16
Montana........16
Nebraska.......16
Nevada.........16
New Hampshire..16
New Jersey.....16
New Mexico.....13
New York.......17
North Carolina.16
North Dakota...18
Ohio...........16
Oklahoma.......18
Oregon.........18
Pennsylvania...14
Rhode Island...16
South Carolina.16
South Dakota...16
Tennessee......18
Texas..........17
Utah...........14
Vermont........15
Virginia.......16
Washington.....18
West Virginia..16
Wisconsin......18
Wyoming........18
FOOTNOTES:[1] Age 16 if the man is 21 or older.[2] If the female is over 12, the statute applies only to virgins.

Think about this; teenagers are ten times more likely to have an accident compared to an adult. Adults could help prevent accidents.
Accidents cause people!

I hope you realize I am just kidding! Have a nice day!